*I know i owe a fuck ton of people, but mun has a headache, and is mainly sticking to skype, with the exception of the Justin Tony thread. I have everything drafted, promise. <3
Justin cocked his head the opposite way. “Well that sounds like a good deal.” He admitted. A night of judgement-free experimentation, he could almost go with it. “But really, can I trust you not to turn this into a very public laugh at my expense? I mean honestly, not like it’d damage your reputation.”
"I may be an asshole, but I am not that big of a dick.” He snorted. “I solemnly swear i will not use this to cause a big public laugh at your expense.”
Billy finds himself caught between the sarcastic super hero/villian banter of Captain Hammer and Madame Horrible
"I uhm. Uhm." Justin’s pretty sure he nearly choked on his own spit, gaping at Tony and swallowing hard as Tony crowded in. He had no idea how to react but he’s pretty sure he’s blushing furiously. "I have no idea when the last time someone talked dirty to me was." He finally said weakly, clearing his throat.
"I’m not sure I’m into this man." He sounds about as uncomfortable and awkwardly turned on as he is.
Tony cocked his head just a little. “Let me show you how good it can be. You don’t like it after tonight, we part ways, and neither of us has to talk of it again. Worst case, you don’t like it, we never talk of it again. Best case…you get the best sex of your life.”
Tony growled, gripping his wrist tighter. “Tell me who did this to you!”
#papa stilinski #has the legitimate best mother fucking bitch face in the entire world#look at that fourth gif #he is just like #’DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF NICKNAMES?’ #’DID YOU REALLY MAKE IT THIS FAR INTO YOUR LIFE NOT UNDERSTANDING NICKNAMES?’ #and then that last gif #he’s just like#’who the fuck is teaching my kid’ #cackling tbh